Why would Santa do this to you? Let’s start with those socks, dude.

Looking for handbags and apparel that look just like human skin? Look no more!

Sorry hunters/serial killers, it’s not real skin.

After a Connecticut school janitor kicked a little G ‘n’ R over the PA, a school teacher was so frightened, she had to involve the authorities.

Take this gold-dipped capsule filled with 24-karat gold leaf and turn your poop glittery. Ballin!

“What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?”

If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

“Stretch on the BUMP KNIT SHRINK and get ready to go places!” Get me that copywriter.
Experience the rest here.

Quiet Riot Singer Kevin DuBrow Found Dead In His Las Vegas Home

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Bring the wheelchair! Bobby Brown’s been kick stepping again!

Not a bad idea, really. props to DListed.

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