T-Baby tells Blackarazzi what made the D so very cold…

Why not…?

“Woman kicked from court for ‘mean mugging” – this is via Karl.

Ladies, is your man growing distant? Maybe your stinky lady parts are to blame.

“I’m only asking $2,900… because it’s really furry and sometimes people get sick on it.”

Soon to go up in horseless carriage repair shops all over the nation…

Is it in English? Is it in Spanish? Where do I click to see anything at all? How do I navigate? What’s that noise?

All these questions are beside the point when you visit Yvette’s.

‘Creepy gnome’ terrorises town

The OC is hipping parents to the underbelly of urban lifestyle

wait… there’s a “GRAFFITI TASK FORCE” in the OC?!

Li’l Jon has his own winery now.

Yayus!

(thanks, Scooped)

#69: Mos Def.

Biz Markie, chillin in his Scion and taking you down memory lane. Apparently he’s expecting an important call to cause he ain’t trying to take that bluetooth shit out his ear. View the video

“I know Biz forever… I know Biz when he was skinny!” - Some cat

“He beatboxed so much his lips swelled up and he had to soak them in a coffee cup” – Roxane Shante

Damn, time was not kind to Roxane Shante.

James Hopkins: Decor As Art on Apartment Therapy. I love it!

“From Thomas Edison to American Idol”

Marty, how could you not post this?

Thanks, Justin.

the topic never gets old. that’s why you need to have ample reading material if you are an aficionado (or at least preparing for the apocalypse in private). here’s one to include – ZomiesAreComing.com

kudos to action-squad for these, made me laugh

my next mix is going on digi tape son!
actually kinda a dope idea, crappy stats though. via TurntableLab

this cat always cracks me up. AMEN!

get your read on at ByronCrawford – Scientology: Wackier than Christianity

“Law enforcement officials tell us Wayne, whose real name is Dwayne Carter Jr., was arrested near Yuma, Arizona last night on three felony counts: possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia”. via TMZ

I can’t add anything to that headline. From the Telegraph.

just like Radiohead, without that pesky money thing. Backpackers rejoice.

ALWAYS coming with the goods! New York Times got urban reporting on LOCK!

“They are ordinary bicycles, not motorcycles, although these contraptions look and sound more like rolling D.J. booths. They are outfitted with elaborate stereo systems installed by the youths.” – NYT

now go read this instead… XXL followed up – “Niggas putting systems on bicycles” (what up Byron?)

Looking for handbags and apparel that look just like human skin? Look no more!

Sorry hunters/serial killers, it’s not real skin.

i’m sorry, this shit still makes me laugh.

jamphat.com/rap as many more