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now THAT’S the Christmas spirit!!

Why would Santa do this to you? Let’s start with those socks, dude.

Ghostface doll. maybe next year.

huh??? kazoo solo and all. ooookkkk…

Don’t give your money to those Urban Outfitter jerks. Click to download.

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ok, y’all got one last chance to lay some funk on your holiday. Let me go ahead and big up myself while i’m at it;

All Up In Your Earhole: A funky Christmas for dat ass…

All Up In Your Earhole: Peace, Love and RAP!

All Up In Your Earhole: Santas and Elves get turned out!

69 Boyz got it on lock with this one.

fiiiiiiih munnnnzz freeeeeee reeeeeennnt!

Jeebus-Wizard-Viking Beard Wigs

My flimsy little Grad School beard isn’t cutting the mustard anymore. I think one of the deluxe models from New Hampshire (State motto:”Give me beard wigs or give me death!) should do the trick.

I want to see the Mary Magdalen- style merkin.

Check out the coal miner at the bottom of the page…

Take this gold-dipped capsule filled with 24-karat gold leaf and turn your poop glittery. Ballin!

seriously… nuff said. TamponCraft.com

personal fav, “Tampon Toupee“

“What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?”

If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!